2022 Mitsubishi Triton

EXCUSE ME... ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PRICE OR MY PACKAGE?
Name: Mitsubishi Triton GLS
Age: 2022
Occupation: Weekend Warrior
Engine: 2.4L Turbo Diesel
Transmission: 6-Speed Automatic
Drive: 4x4
Relationship Status: Single & fully equipped
Looking For: Someone who appreciates a little extra effort.

LET'S CLEAR SOMETHING UP...

I keep catching people looking at the cheaper Tritons online.
And honestly...
I'm starting to feel a little offended.
Yes, there are cheaper ones.
But here's the thing...
I'M NOT THE CHEAP ONE. I'M THE LOADED ONE.
I'm the 2022 Mitsubishi Triton GLS 4x4 Automatic that's already had the good stuff done.
You know...
All the stuff you're going to tell yourself you'll add later.
Then six months later your credit card is crying in the corner.

MY GREEN FLAGS

Bull Bar
Lift Kit
4WD Accessories
Adventure Ready
GLS Specification
2.4L Turbo Diesel
6-Speed Automatic
4x4 Capability
Basically...
I've already been to the 4WD shop so you don't have to.

HERE'S HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP WORKS...
You could buy the cheaper Triton.
Then youll say:
"I'll just put a bull bar on it."
Then:
"Might as well lift it."
Then:
"Need some decent accessories."
Then:
"Probably should get it ready for camping."
Then suddenly you're standing at the kitchen table explaining to your partner why $12,000 somehow disappeared at the 4WD shop.
OR...
You could just buy me.
Problem solved.

MY IDEAL MATCH

I'm looking for someone who likes:

Camping
Weekend escapes
Dirt roads
Towing the toys
Sitting around a campfire
Making the most of the weekend
I'm equally happy working Monday to Friday and disappearing somewhere interesting when the weekend arrives.

MY ONLY RED FLAG
I may cause your mates to ask:
"Mate, what did you pay for that?"
And when you tell them...
They'll probably start looking at their own ute wondering why it's still completely standard.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS
I'm not interested in being someone's cheap short-term fling.
I'm looking for someone who understands value.
Because there's a big difference between buying cheap...
and buying a vehicle that's already got thousands of dollars worth of gear invested in it.

THE BOTTOM LINE
Don't compare me to a standard Triton.
That's like comparing a bloke in board shorts to a bloke who's already packed the swag, fridge, recovery gear and fishing rods.
We're not doing the same job.
I'm loaded.
I'm lifted.
I'm accessorised.
I'm 4x4.
And I'm ready to go.
STOP SWIPING LEFT ON THE PRICE.
SWIPE RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE.
2022 MITSUBISHI TRITON GLS 4x4
Already built. Already equipped. Already adventure-ready.
Your cheaper option might save you money today...
But this one could save you a whole lot of spending tomorrow.
Just saying.